Every week I listen to a great radio show out of the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) called the Vinyl CafĂ©. The host Stuart McLean, apparently has a yen for gumballs and since “over 90% of the world’s gumballs are … uh … made in Canada….in Toronto” Stuart has just cause to celebrate the round treat. A few weeks ago he told a great story about these spherical treats that just blew this Candy Critic away.
He’s a great storyteller and here’s a few lines from this story to entice you:
“They are almost handcrafted … making a gumball is not like making ball bearings … Each one is an individual work of art.
They may be perfectly round but they are not exactly the same size.”
“When you were a kid you had to ask your mom if she would buy you a gumball … and you never knew how that was going to work out … there didn’t seem to be any way of telling … well guess what? Nothing has changed … because now you have to ask your pocket … ‘cause you know you aren’t going to go and ask for change just so you can have a gumball … so you reach into your pocket, or your purse, full of hopeful anticipation, and you pull out a handful of change and peer at it … and how great is that moment when you spot the quarter? You have a quarter! And you sir … are getting a gumball.”
“Name me one other thing that you enjoyed when you were four that you still enjoy just as much today?
There is just so much about a gumball to enjoy. To begin with they are full of sugar. They are trouble in your mouth sir … and trouble is what makes the world go round.”
Quotes used by permission from Stuart McLean
Click here and select the story titled “January 24th, 2009 "Gumballs & Joy Tshirts”
Click here to learn more about Stuart McLean and the Vinyl Cafe
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I was walking around the other day and I saw this flyer on the ground that said “Candy Store” with a picture of a lollypop. I was so excited because at first I thought that there was a new candy store in my area.
I quickly discovered that it was in fact a message from the Canadian Bible Society and it was a pamphlet on religious stuff.
Now I have nothing against any religion but to trick me into thinking that there might be a new candy store is a little wrong.

As soon as I bit into it I realised that the cream in the centre is just the same cream as one might find in a Boston Cream. Look out all you Americans, we Canadians are starting to take over. First we take your donuts, then your nation.



The folks at Surf sweet sent me all kinds of fun organic gummies. They apparently have all kinds of healthy stuff in them, and all kinds of unhealthy stuff not in them. Hopefully they didn’t take out any taste stuff.
I love the surfing bear on their packages. Go surfing bear, go!


My favourite bagged cookies, or at least one of my favourites is these Pirate cookies by Mr Christie. But I’ve always had a little problem with the name.
They’re basically oatmeal cookies with a peanut butter cream in the centre. They’re super yummy, and even better in milk. I just don’t understand where the pirate angle fits in.
My only guess is that they’re kind of shaped like old gold coins, if you squint and have a vivid imagination. Not that this bothers me too much; it’s just something I need to figure out.












The thing I liked most about them is that they’re “Scandinavian style chips”. I didn’t know Scandinavia was known for they’re chips at all.