Her Mom Must Be So Proud

Ah, Mary Lou Retton, cute and successful. Here is a selected list of her achievements:

1984: Sports Illustrated Sportswoman of the Year
1985: World Almanac "25 Most Influential Women"
1990: Top 10 "Most Admired" Public Figures
1992: Official White House Delegate, Summer Olympics
1994: 'Mary Lou Retton Award' created by U.S. Olympic Committee
2000: Humanitarian Hall of Fame Recipient
2004: Ms. Sportsman Award (first ever)

2007:
Crudely photoshopped touter of "New Excel Tubes".

Wow. Will this woman ever slow down? She's my hero.

CCE