Irony Comes In The Form Of a Cookie

I have a problem here in Greece. See I really love cookies, but I really don't like coffee that much. The thing is every single cafe here in Greece gives away a free cookie with every coffee. Do you think they might give a cookie to us tea drinkers? No way. So every time I go out with friends to enjoy a sit on a street, good conversation, and a nice beverage, there is no cookie for Chris.

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