Monday, November 05, 2012

Spreads - Salsa

I just finished an art piece for's fine art gallery "Senses". For this piece I had to photograph, and eventually eat more than 40 different spreads.  I've decided to post a little something about each spread that I sampled.
I think Jerry Seinfeld knows the most about salsa:

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"



Chocolate Magazine said...

Wow! I love the finished piece. A masterpiece! Hope there is some chocolate spread among all of those. Jerry and George made me chuckle too.

Chris Stewart said...

Thanks, the final piece has been up on display since I finished it, and it's finally coming home today. I'm sad the show is over, but happy to see it again.