Wednesday, October 30, 2013

A Cool Candy Thing

What's the first thing you would write with your bubble gum label maker?  I would write out the names of all of my enemies, and then I would stuff their names in my mouth and chew them into a ball of hate.  I'd then put that ball of hate in a tissue and dispose of it properly, because no one likes to step on a ball of hate on the street.  Strangely, most of the people I hate are the people that spit their gum out on the ground.


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