Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Old Candy Critic Articles - The 12 Candies of Christmas Part 7

I've decided to take down several old articles from the and re-post them here on the Candy Critic blog.  This article I've decided to re-post a little differently.  Since it's a special post for Christmas, the 12 days of Christmas in particular, I've decided to split it up into 12 parts and count down the days till the fat guy's going to bring me some sweet gifts.

'Tis the season to eat candy fa la la la la la la laaaaaa. As we all know Santa's Sack includes candy, and you know it's always what I want for Christmas. The question, with all of the Christmas candy out on the market, is which candy really says Christmas. Well in classic Candy Critic style we're going to tell you, and you better believe we're going to make it as cheesy as possible. Sooooooo.....

On the seventh day of Christmas (whenever that is) my true love gave to me......

A Bag of Santa's Coal

Have you been bad this year? If your lucky, you might get a bag of this coal in your stocking. This treat is really just a remake of the coal miners gum from the 80's, only it's black and super fruity. The fun part has to be the idea that you can give it to any jerk you know and get them good. One suggestion is make sure you don't try and use this treat as a fossil fuel. Although it will give you a sugary energy burst, when burnt all it really does is smell bad.


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