I have to be honest, I wrote this review a few months back. I tell you this because I wanted to write a brand spanking new candy review for you guys, but I can't. I hurt my tongue. I hurt my tongue eating crab, and it sucks. I bit my tongue and it left a small scratch, well that scratch didn't do so well (most likely because I've been eating a lot of acidic foods lately) and it got worse. It's nothing that won't go away, but frankly the idea of eating anything that isn't totally bland (no acids or salt) sounds awful right now. Fortunately I have a pretty big list of reviews ready to go for just such an occasion, so you guys don't miss out.
While digging through the list I came across this review for lemon PEZ, and it seemed appropriate that this review should go up ASAP. I also have a review for grape PEZ waiting to go up, and if my mouth doesn't heal by Monday, I think I'll post it then. I should at some point make sure that I have every flavour of PEZ represented on candycritic.org, since it's truly one of the classic candies.
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Showing posts with label injury. Show all posts
Showing posts with label injury. Show all posts
Thursday, November 16, 2017
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Old Candy Critic Articles - Toffee Trouble
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12:00 PM
I've decided to take down several old articles from the candycritic.org and re-post them here on the Candy Critic blog. This week I look back at my first ever candy related injury.
I get countless e-mails from people asking me how I got a job as the Candy Critic, and how they too could be one. Well it’s a simple answer, I made the job up, and you could do it too, just be too oblivious of the world to realize it’s not a real job. People also generally tell me that my job is the best, and the most fun job in the world; to those people I dedicate this particular article.
Tonight I decided to have myself a little Toffee, it’s an upcoming review purchased by Allison in Calgary from a shop that imports all kinds of treats from the UK. A company called Walkers makes it, but to be honest the details of the snack aren’t really that important. What is important is I have just received my first on the job injury.
While breaking off a piece of this very tasty toffee (a bit of force was needed) I cut my hand. Sure it only looks like a little scrape, but I am a bit of a wuss and now my hand hurts.
One of the reason I got into the candy reviewing business was I thought it would be all fun and games. Well I was wrong, now it’s serious.
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Spray Soda
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10:03 AM
Apparently, from the department of inventions that will hurt people, someone decided that soda pop should be delivered via a spray can. The can is described as being similar to that of spray cheese. This would be useful if one was in a soda pop fight (like a water fight) but I'm thinking for drinking purposes this has the potential to be very dangerous.
Click here to read more.
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Click here to read more.
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Thursday, June 11, 2009
Another Candy Related Injury
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9:23 PM
Boing Boing has a quick little post about a candy injury that personally have never had the pleasure to have. It comes from those little air pockets you sometimes find in Tootsie Pops. It’s a little gory so be careful.Click here to check out the link.
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