Monday, June 08, 2026

The Size and Shape Matter


I feel like there's one feature about lollipops that many candy companies ignore, size and shape. It's not that they don't think about this feature, I just don't think some candy companies think about how nice it is to eat a lollipop that fits perfectly in your mouth. So many are either too small or too big, some are also rather oddly shaped, so their not comfortable. I think there are certain lollipops out there that I might enjoy more if they just made the shape more pleasing for my mouth.

Check out my latest lollipop review, because they got it right.

Wednesday, June 03, 2026

Tuesday, June 02, 2026

Beasts Love Treats, Trust Me


 If you love beasts and you love treats then check out my awesome alphabet book called Treats And Beasts. The perfect book for anyone, even if you already know your alphabet.

You can pick up Treats and Beast right now at bewarethecheese.com/treatsnbeasts/ or on Amazon.

Monday, June 01, 2026

Cookie, Bar or survival ration?

Marketing for a treat is so important. I find it particularly important because it helps me categories the treats that I review on candycritic.org. Some treats are easy to label, some treat like this cookie/bar/war ration is a little more complicated. I do have a "unique treats" category, where I put treats that are just too hard to categories. However, with the treat I'm reviewing today, it's not that it doesn't fit into any category, it fits into several. Although I don't actually have a category for war rations... yet.

Thursday, May 28, 2026

Is Dubai Chocolate Spread Better Than Nutella?


 One cannot deny the popularity of Dubai chocolate bars. It’s probably one of the biggest candy/chocolate trends recent times and even large name brands have added it to their repertoire. There are two things about Dubai Chocolate that make it interesting, the colour and the texture. The flavours not bad, but the fact that it’s bright green and has an odd crunch is really the appeal. The flavour isn’t bad either, but it’s not really that unique. 

While the name of this treat is Dubai chocolate, in reality the chocolate is only secondary, as everything really centres around the filling. Well, the other day I was at my local bulk food store and I saw that they were selling the filling on its own. I’ve seen this filling used on everything from cakes to croissants, but I was wondering how it might compare to Nutella as a spread on toast.

The first thing I’m going to do is break down exactly what this filling consists of... mostly. There could be other ingredients, but I tasted pistachio butter, sugar and those crunchy filo pastry like bits that give it its crunch. The thing about putting this on toast is that one of the main features of this spread that makes it work with chocolate, kind of doesn’t matter if you spread it on toast. The crunch is really what makes this filling something unique, and surprising for many on the first time trying it. However, if your toast is crunchy the crunchy texture of the filo crunch bits is kind of hidden.

I wouldn’t say that these crunch bits completely disappeared, but they’re very similar to the texture of the toast and therefore I don’t think I could call this the best use for this filling. At this point you’re pretty much just eating sweetened pistachio butter. I would imagine that this would work much better on something softer or smoother. Dipping chocolate is the obvious choice, but maybe as a layer on a soft cake would be nice as well. The one thing this trend has done for me is given me a better appreciation for pistachio butter, which is a great thing to have even if it doesn’t have the sugar or crunchy bits.

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Junk Fud on the Road - Czechia

 In this episode of Junk Fud on the Road Chris and Allison talk about their Christmas trip to Prague, Czechia.

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

That Blue Orchid


 Did you know that I'm writing and drawing a comic right now? It's called Blue Orchid and it's an awesome tale of a teenage South East Asian girl that fights lots of cool monsters.

You can pick each and every issue of Blue Orchid right now at bewarethecheese.com/blueorchid/ or on Amazon.