Here's a quick list of the best adult candies I've ever reviewed on candycritic.org. What makes a candy adult could probably be subject of a future podcast.
Wednesday, July 03, 2024
Tuesday, July 02, 2024
Read Some Blue Orchid
If you love a good comic filled with action and drama, as well as some fun monsters, be sure to check out Blue Orchid.
You can pick up all things Blue Orchid and see what's new at bewarethecheese.com/blueorchid/ or on Amazon.
Monday, July 01, 2024
Healthy Candy?
The fact that the candy industry is constantly trying to prove itself "healthy" is problematic for me sometimes. You'd think that I would back this concept as it shines a positive light on candy, but honestly it just frustrates me. I believe that candy should be a small indulgence that you give yourself every now and then, not a part of your healthy diet. I also find that at times, like today, I find myself having a hard time deciding if some candy is in fact candy, or some kind of odd health supplement. I don't like candy pretending to be something it's not, I don't think it's healthy and it often makes candy makers dilute their amazing bites into something that is no longer as enjoyable and not really that healthy.
Check out my latest review and let me know if it's more candy or health food attempt.
Friday, June 28, 2024
Truly Some Of The Most Beautiful Candy Art Ever
All this month I've been posting some funny and downright weird candy commercials from Japan. I didn't want to leave out the fact that Japanese hand made sweets and desserts are some of the most beautiful pieces of candy art in the world. This video is just one example, and best of all most of these beautiful creations taste amazing too.
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Thursday, June 27, 2024
Is Delicious Chocolate Share Happy Moment Better Than Nutella?
This spread is not only made from lacklustre ingredients, and almost impossible to spread, but it’s also really confusing. For some reason there’s a single small cookie embedded in my package of Delicious Chocolate Share Happy Moment. When I first bought this treat, I thought that it might be a candy. Then after a bit of investigation it seemed like it was more likely some kind of spread. So I took it off my list of candies to review, and added to my list of spreads to compare to Nutella. The problem is, after seeing the cookie embedded in the spread I’m once again not too sure what kind of treat this is supposed to be.
I use the word “embed” instead of “floating” because this spread is rock hard. Even if it’s a candy, I feel like you’d want it to be soft and gooey. This is just some semi hard chocolate with a cookie stuck in it.
To be fair, I decided to place the random pieces of this treat onto a piece of toast. The chocolate did melt a little bit, but it just became a softer solid rather than any kind of spread. The texture was nothing like Nutella, and because of the solid state I wasn’t able to cover my entire slice of bread. As a spread goes this totally fails (to be frank if it is a candy it’s a pretty big failure too).
The flavour is about as disappointing as the texture. It had a slight chocolate taste, but that flavour was mostly overpowered by staleness. The name of this spread/candy suggests that I Share Happy Moment, but instead I’m sitting here writing this blog about my misery.
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Wednesday, June 26, 2024
Is White Chocolate, Chocolate?
Probably the most heated debate in the whole of the candy world, but I believe there are some answers.
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Tuesday, June 25, 2024
I Know Some Beasts That Would Love Some Treats
Did you know I wrote an alphabet book? It's called Treats and Beasts and you can pick it up for yourself or that special treat (or beast) loving love one.
Pick up a copy at bewarethecheese.com/treatsnbeasts or on Amazon.
Monday, June 24, 2024
The Challenges With Cola
Friday, June 21, 2024
A Little Strange Mayber
What I love about Japanese candy commercials is how they never get too weird.
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Wednesday, June 19, 2024
A Strange Little Coin
I have a few theories as to why this strange coin shaped treat exists, but I don't know for sure. It's not the most pleasant thing I've ever eaten, so I can only assume it serves a purpose.
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Tuesday, June 18, 2024
Enjoy Some Snack Facts While You Snack
If you've ever wondered why they're gummy bears, and not gummy bunnies or gummy anteaters, then check out Snack Facts and learn a little something about your favourite treats.
You can get Snack Facts at candycritic.org/snackfacts/ or on Amazon.
Monday, June 17, 2024
Not All Failed New Candy is a Failure
Friday, June 14, 2024
Saved Brittney!
I'm not sure why celebrities are/were always willing to do commercials in Japan and not in North America, but I feel like they wouldn't be the same if things went differently.
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Thursday, June 13, 2024
Take A Picture, It Might Not Last Longer Anymore
One of the biggest recent food trends really bothers me. It goes by the name of Instagramable food, and I have some serious issues with it. I feel like I’m not the only person that has issues as I’ve also noticed in the last year or so a decline in this trend. Basically this is the trend of food makers, restaurants, bakeries and even candy companies focusing on making treats and foods that are really pretty. The notion is that these foods are so pretty that people will post them on social media (hence Instagramable). The problem with this trend is that many of these beautiful foods taste pretty mediocre.
It’s a totally logical trend for any food maker out there. If you can get a bunch of people lining up to buy your pretty food, then you’re not only selling the food, but you’re creating free advertising at the same time. From a business standpoint it makes all the sense in the world. I feel that this trend really took off, and it worked on building so many business over the last few years. As I mentioned before, there is a recent drop in this trend, and I think I might know why. My guess is that while people will line up for an Instagramable treat when it’s new, if the quality of the food doesn’t stand up, people won’t come back.
While you might get a big crowd coming out to buy your good looking food, once people post it on their social media, unless it tastes amazing, they there’s little reason to come back. That’s one of the benefits and downfalls of food on social media. After something is no longer new, it loses its cache on social media and I feel like sales of these treats go down as well. There’s often a race to be the first person to get a treat on social media, but there’s little staying power for many of these trendy snacks.
I guess the important thing to note is that this really only applies to Instagramable foods that don’t follow up with a great eating experience. Over the last year or so I have noticed a few food makers coming up with foods that not only look great, but also taste great. To me that’s a real challenge and deserves a great deal of respect. Even those foods that don’t look pretty, but taste amazing deserve a lot of credit. In particular, when you’re talking about candy since making something pretty is actually much easier than making it taste great.
I wouldn’t call the trend of Instagramable foods over, but it seems to be only on the decline. I’m seeing more people talking about nostalgic food lately, which has it’s own pros and cons. However, I feel like nostalgia is a much better trend then food that is only pretty to look at. Nostalgia can tell a story and bring back memories for people, pretty things just look pretty, and once you eat them they become far less pretty.
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Tuesday, June 11, 2024
Check Out Blue Orchid
If you want to read a fun comic about a girl who beats up giant monsters, then check out Blue Orchid.
Visit bewarethecheese.com/blueorchid/ or pick up chapter 1 on Amazon.
Monday, June 10, 2024
Candy Corn?
Friday, June 07, 2024
I've Been There
I love this series of Japanese gum commercials because they show off different parts of Japan, a few of which I've visited and really enjoyed. Ironically I don't think I've ever tried the gum.
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Wednesday, June 05, 2024
The Best Ice Cream?
Here's a quick list of the top ranked ice cream treats that I've reviewed on candycritic.org.
Tuesday, June 04, 2024
Better Get Those Beasts Some Treats
If you love the alphabet as much as you love candy and treats, then I have the perfect book for you.
Pick up Treats and Beasts right now on Amazon or at bewarethecheese.com/treatsnbeasts/.
Monday, June 03, 2024
A Simple Bar?
Find out why this chocolate bar didn't cut it, even though it's simple.













