A Christmas Special You Don't Want To Miss - The Candy Cane Shiv

I was eating a candy cane the other day when I poked myself in the back of the throat with the really sharp end that had formed. It got me thinking about life in general, then I thought about all the little kids (and immature adults) that might be injured by these very dangerous candies. So, I decided to investigate the candy cane shiv, and the results are very fascinating.

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Stuff I Want To Try

Pasta Flavored Ice Cream Bar With Tomato Bits - Gari-Gari Kun -It seems kind of wrong, but there's nothing about it that I hate. - Click here to learn more about this treat.

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Marshmallow Tomato

The other day I came across this bulk bin filled with what appears to be giant marshmallow tomatoes.  They're each about the size of an average tomato, and the colour is pretty close.  I can't think of what fruit they're supposed to represent, if not a tomato.  I'm just not sure why anybody would want to eat a giant marshmallow tomato.

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Tomato Candy?

Whenever I pick up a candy I always look to the package for inspiration.  I look for the package to give me some kind of clue as to what I'm about to dig into.  I also look to the package to tell me how fun this treat is going to be.  A package can really tell you a lot.

But that's not always the case.  The package for this candy left me with more mystery and answers.  What are these little round things supposed to be, are they tomatoes? They sure look like them.  Is this tomato candy something new, something original.  Those red things don't look like cherries, so it's gotta be tomatoes.  There's really only one way to to find out... opens candy... pops it in mouth... It appears that the little red dots mean that this candy tastes like cheap perfume.  Who would have guessed.

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Are All McDonald's The Same?

I'm here to argue no. Many people believe that places like McDonald's basically have the same menu, the same choices, with little to no variation. Here's why McDonald's in Greece are better than the ones in Canada. First of all they offer little forks to eat your fries. It's not that I really need a little fork to eat my fries, it's just that it's so cute.

The main difference however is that McDonald's in Canada (and maybe the US) don't put tomatoes on any of their burgers at all. The tomato is one of my favorite garnishes and I'm so happy to find a few burgers here that grant me that fine fruit.

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