Ritter Sport bars are a strangely named square chocolate bar made in Germany. Most people really don't understand why they're square, or what's with the strange name. As it turns out both of these questions are related. The creator of the Ritter Sport wanted to make a chocolate bar for football/soccer fans. The problem he noticed is that chocolate bars didn't fit into their pockets very well. The simple solution is to make a square bar that fits in your pocket, so you can enjoy a treat during sporting events. While a simple idea isn't enough to keep a chocolate bar company in business for so long, making sure these square bars were made with good quality German chocolate, and sometimes filled with tasty fillings, does. How popular are Ritter Sport bars in their home country? Popular enough to build a museum, and I decided to pay it a visit.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
The Ritter Sport Museum
Ritter Sport bars are a strangely named square chocolate bar made in Germany. Most people really don't understand why they're square, or what's with the strange name. As it turns out both of these questions are related. The creator of the Ritter Sport wanted to make a chocolate bar for football/soccer fans. The problem he noticed is that chocolate bars didn't fit into their pockets very well. The simple solution is to make a square bar that fits in your pocket, so you can enjoy a treat during sporting events. While a simple idea isn't enough to keep a chocolate bar company in business for so long, making sure these square bars were made with good quality German chocolate, and sometimes filled with tasty fillings, does. How popular are Ritter Sport bars in their home country? Popular enough to build a museum, and I decided to pay it a visit.
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We Eat More Gummies Than Ever This Week in Our Gummy Review-a-Thon!
Click here to read today's spicy gummy review.
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Old Candy Critic Articles - Stick it to the man
I've decided to take down several old articles from the candycritic.org and re-post them here on the Candy Critic blog. This week I'm posting an article I wrote with some candy lessons I had just learned. Since then I've learned a few more.
What's the appeal of eating something on a stick? What makes something on a stick better than just eating it? Who thought stick = fun? You could look at the history of food to find out that sticks and food have been around forever. As long as man has been cooking, food sticks have been an important part of life. The problem I have with the idea of putting food on sticks comes from the candy world.
Why in the world do so many candies come on sticks? I think the only candy that has to be on a stick is a Popsicle. Why might you ask does the frozen treat deserve to be on a stick? Go into your freezer, put an ice cube in your mouth and don't take it out. Can't do it can you. You have to pull cold things out of your mouth or it hurts.
Lollipops are okay with me, but not because I think the stick are necessary. If you think about it the idea of taking a candy out of your mouth half way through eating it is kind of gross. Try spitting out your chewing gum after a few minutes, hold it, and then put it back in your mouth, yuck. The lollipop was originally huge and impossible to stick in your mouth in one shot. So you can understand why a stick might help you keep your fingers clean. You can still find huge lollipops today, but for the most part lollipops fit comfortably in your mouth whole, so the basic principle doesn’t really make sense.
The problem I have comes from the idea of putting things like chocolate, marshmallows, and gummies on sticks. Chocolate and marshmallows on a stick has been around for a while, but the gummy thing has become a new and very strange trend. Whenever I eat a gummy on a stick, all it does is get all gooey and stringy, and if they decorate it little bits of icing fall and sprinkles fall all over the place. The chocolate on a stick is very often cheap chocolate, I'm not saying it's all cheap but for the most part it is. The other problem is that chocolate cracks and when you’re trying to eat it on a stick, it falls all over the place.
Let's face it; just putting something on a stick is not really that creative an idea. If you need the stick by all means use one, but if you’re doing it because you think it's clever to put something new on a stick, you’re wrong. Try something else, we as candy consumers are finished with the stick thing, I want something new and fun not something pointy and long.
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Another Gummy Review in Our Gummy Review-A-Thon
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Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Ich Bin Ein Candy Kritiker
Part 2 Of Our Gummy Review-A-Thon
Again, today's review was provided to us from our great friends at sugarfina.com.
Click here to read the review.
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Monday, May 20, 2013
Mark Gets Some Treats
I knew the mail lady was here by the exclamation, "Oh yuck! you got a bird".
Instantly the thought crossed my mind," the cats are at it again, fearless hunters of birds, snakes, squirrels, groundhogs, and the like!
I spoke with our mail carrier and we discussed the cats and their inclination to hunt and drag their catch to our doorstep.
Turning around I spied our mailbox, typical mail? Nope, not today!
I saw a package that was very neutral to natural in color.
"What is this?" I think.
I read the senders name and see a familiar C. Stewart.
Now I am excited! What could it be? I think.
Very intrigued with the surprise that is hidden between the layers of envelope. I remember a conversation about candy and junk food, and I realize; this could be the famed and hard to find Turkish delight we spoke about!
After trying to open the bulky envelope with my bare hands, I come to the realization that I require the help of my trusty scissors!
I cut through one layer of envelope to be greeted with a second durable delivery device!
y anticipation is growing as I snip, snip, snip to find concealed a bar of one of my favorite treats, sesame seed candy! Oh wow! My grin proceeds to travel laterally yet slightly longitudinally at the ends. I pull out a second container the reads" Greek Traditional Delight; Lokoum with Rose" Now I am feeling like, well, a kid in a candy store.
I am perplexed, which should I open first, the old favorite or the never before experienced Lokoum?
Decisions, decisions!
I break down and realize, I can only open one at a time, which should it be?
I decide based on kid logic that I shall open the old favorite first and while enjoying it, I will open the second.
I delicately tear open the sesame candy bar and pause, what would a Candy Critic likely do at this point. I look over the slightly thin bar noticing what looks to be a purposeful mixing of light beige, oak, flesh colored sesame seeds.
I take a deep inhalation of the candy and savor the slightly smokey, slightly vanilla, toasted oat like smell.
It is a very pleasant fragrance. I can wait no longer and I take a bite.
The flavor is a wonderful mix of toasted sesame, toasted oats (even though I know there are none in the candy) and a very mild and not over sweet glucose product and the tell tale slight bitterness of sesame in it's varied stages of toasting.
Ah yes, a wonderful and honestly, not so typically sweet, treat from a world away.
Now that being said, I want to find out what this Turkish/Greek delight thing is all about. I stop and look over the package and ingredients. Not only is this Turkish/Greek delight, it is rose flavored!
My family and friends know that I have a unique palate. I enjoy treats that are not your everyday run of the mill snack/junk food. I enjoy a floral breath mint (that contains no mint or minty flavor at all) called C. Howard's Violet mints.
I open the package and am greeted by the sight of a clear tray the size of a compact disc case, with four chambers that are about an inch in depth.
I remove the plastic wrap and cautiously smell the treat, caution solely based on the fact that whatever lies in the recesses of this package is covered with a fine heaping of powdered sugar and should my wife see me with white powder on my nasal area, I believe she would suspect me of shady behavior!
Picking up one of the powder white treats the size of a half melted ice cube, I slightly squeeze to check firmness. This treat is pretty durable even for it's small size.
With anticipation I take a bite of the treat and instantly, as if someone painted my palette with flowers, the taste of rose fills my olfactory senses. There is no mistaking the rose, it is vibrant yet soft in aroma, a delightful edible incense that is very reminiscent of the many roses that I experienced as a child at my grandmother's, where roses seemed to be a frequent sight and smell.
I wonder a question in my mind as I enjoy a second rose delight, "I wonder if the people who eat this on a regular basis use a tapping method to remove the powdered sugar", which is in no short supply.
The very fact that this package arrived with a bit of disgust from the mail lady is an ironic thing.
"Oh yuck a bird" turned into "Awesome Friday Afternoon"
Mark
This Week In Candy
Also, all this week we're celebrating with a Gummy Review-A-Thon, brought to us by our lovely friends at sugarfina.com. They sent us a great collection of high class gummies to sample, and every day this week we'll be posting a new review to celebrate. This morning we posted our first of many chewy fun reviews.
Last week a package I sent to our good friend Mark finally made it to him. It was full of Greek delights, and Mark wrote a brilliant piece about getting these treats, he even included his own reviews. See, if you befriend a Candy Critic, free candy might come in the mail. I don't have that many contest (but I do have a few) instead I'd rather deal on a customer appreciation angle.
So now I'm back to full strength, and working on a whole bunch of new ideas.
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It's Time For Another Review-A-Thon, This Time With Gummies
Click here to read our Champagne gummy bear review.
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Friday, May 17, 2013
Friday Candy Video
This commercial for Jello Pudding staring Bill Cosby is more far fetched than many of the silly impersonations and parody sketches I've seen done of Bill Cosby selling Jelly Pudding. I liked Bill Cosby when he was weird, I think he should be weird more often. I also think I should probably make myself a batch of chocolate Jello pudding as well.
Click here to see a few more of these classic commercials.
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Thursday, May 16, 2013
Classic/Creative Candy Advertising
I found this ad here.
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Old Candy Critic Articles - What I've learned
When I started a website all about reviewing candy, I really didn't think about what I would learn putting this together. I've learned a little about chemistry, a little about geography, and yes even a little about love, but there is so much more that I've picked up putting this page together for so many years. Much of what I learn, I pass onto you. There's no point in letting this information haunt me, and me alone. I feel the need to spread the word that is candy, and torment you with more knowledge than you could ever imagine on the subject. Sometimes I notice little things that really aren't that interesting enough to warrant an article, but I need to fill space so here are some facts I want to share:
1) A good idea to some is not necessarily a good idea.
2) The history of candy is big, and when I say big, I mean big. I'm reading and researching the general history of candy both for my own interest and to better set up the site, and the vastness of the subject is insane.
3) I have never seen a candy that starts with the letter 'U'. (Update, I’ve now tasted 3)
4) The reason why so many candies are not available in many areas has more to do with labels, than ingredients. One of the most common questions I get is "why some candy can't be found in certain areas". Most people think it has to do with ingredients but for the most part it’s a problem with labelling laws.
5) My grammar and geography skills, although improving, are still pretty bad. So if you see something wrong on the site, please feel free to share it with me.
6) People think I'm an overweight recluse. I don't understand this idea, I put my picture up all over the site, and you can see that I’m not that chubby.
Well I'm still learning and growing, and even loving. So every day I'll keep my eye open for new and fun candy facts and treats so you can continue to read all about the junk I eat.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Candy Art - I Can't Stop Biting My Nails!!!
So when I see this awesome candy themed nail art, I have a real appreciation of what it takes to do it.
Click here to check out some more great nail art.
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Monday, May 13, 2013
This Week In Candy
While on this trip I'm hoping to not only be inspired to write a few blog posts and even a few reviews but also to work on writing a few magazine type articles as well.
Since I am away again this weekend, I'm not putting up a new review till later in the week, when I get back. I may also have to forgo the Candy News this week, however if I come across an article or two while on my travels, and I have internet, I'll post them to our Twitter Page.
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Friday, May 10, 2013
Friday Candy Video
Thursday, May 09, 2013
Classic/Creative Candy Advertising
I found this ad here.
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Wednesday, May 08, 2013
Stuff I Want To Try
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Old Candy Critic Articles - Gum-o-fun Part 2
I've decided to take down several old articles from the candycritic.org and re-post them here on the Candy Critic blog. This week I'm posting the second part of an article all about some of the prizes that come with your gum. Last week I posted the first part with a few other gums that I sampled.
Looney Tunes
The Gum
Since we all know that there is nothing natural in these gums, at least they should make them interesting. The gum was white and the taste was kind of flavourless. It tasted like.., it didn’t have any taste at all.
Chew Time : 2:52
Spice Girls
WCW Gum
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Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Candy Art - I'm a Sucker for a Good Eye
However, this might be the first time I've ever been creeped out at the idea of eating a candy that looks real. It's not that I object to eating something that looks like an eyeball, it's the fact that these eyes are particularly creepy.
Click here to read more about these treats that look back.
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Monday, May 06, 2013
This Week In Candy
Candy wise, since I'm writing this in advance, I can only assume I'm eating a lot of chocolate. I'm also hoping that I've discovered a few other treats as well. If I have internet, then I've probably posted a few snapshots of my adventure either on our many social media sites, or maybe even a few posts here on this blog.
Since I am away, I'm sure you can imagine that I'm not putting up a new review till later in the week, when I get back. I may also have to forgo the Candy News this week, however if I come across an article or two while on my travels, and I have internet, I'll post them to our Twitter Page.
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Sunday, May 05, 2013
Happy Hotdog Day!!!!
I know that I publish many fun holidays on this blog, many of which you probably think are made up. I can tell you that many probably are, but not by me. That is except hotdog day. Many years ago my friend Kelly and I decided to spend an entire day eating nothing but hotdogs. We called it hotdog day, and since then I've spent every May 5th eating hotdogs.
Fortunately being in Berlin for hotdog day makes it really easy. Today for lunch I enjoyed a big plate of curry wurst, and a few bites of Allison's braught wurst. Hotdog day was never so tasty.
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Saturday, May 04, 2013
Paging Dr. Pepper...
Of all of the soft drinks, all over the world Dr. Pepper has to have the most sporadic distribution of them all. I never know when I'm going to find this stuff when I'm traveling. I'm told that even in the USA you never know which state might have Dr. Pepper and which won't.
It's been a few years since I've visited a place that carries it, but fortunately for me, Subway seems to carry it in Berlin (and maybe all of Germany).
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German Requirement
I believe I would have to quite the Candy Critic business if I didn't pick up a Kinder Egg while visiting Germany. I still don't understand what you Americans fear of these eggs. Tasty chocolate and a fun prize is well worth the very low choking hazard.
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Friday, May 03, 2013
Candy News
Should OREO experiment with really wild and crazy ideas, sure, but do you have to try them?
When you're cooking, there are some rules that you should follow, you should also try breaking the rules to see what might happen.
Did you have any gross food habits as a kid? I used to peel apart my Oh Henry bars.
If you buy your Hershey's Kisses in China, then they're not as sweet and smoother, because we all know how North American's hate smooth chocolate.
Here's a fun little art project for all of you candy loving genetics fans out there.
If you want to keep up with all of the daily candy news that we come across as it happens, follow us on Twitter.
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Friday Candy Video
I'm barely old enough to really remember New Coke, but I do remember the hype that came with it. For years people have looked back at this time in soda pop history as one of the biggest mistakes. The thing is, I can't remember anybody ever actually saying what the change was. Even years after the fact, I'm wondering, what was the big change that they made to Coke that everybody hated?
Click here to see a few commercials and a little bit more about New Coke.
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Thursday, May 02, 2013
What Kind of Cracker is This?
I assume salati means salt, but I'm not really sure what superficie means. I can only assume that "in" has the same meaning as it does in English, but I could be wrong. Any German speakers out there?
Stuff I Want To Try
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Classic/Creative Candy Advertising
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Boxes and Boxes of Gummies From Sugarfina
Another box, with a little catalog, and a nice note from Rosie at Sugarfina. Guess what was inside this box?
A bunch of little boxes filled up with all kinds of really interesting gummy treats. Sugarfina has one of the most elegant gummy packaging systems I've ever seen. Best of all they have a bunch of gummies that I've never tasted before in my life. So in a few weeks we're going to have a Gummy review-a-thon.
If you want a nice box like this sent to your house, visit the folks at Sugarfina, and tell them the Candy Critic sent you.
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Wednesday, May 01, 2013
Old Candy Critic Articles - Gum-o-fun Part 1
Dubble Bubble
Henna Tattoos
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