If you want reason to buy Unicorn poop, than you don't really understand blind happiness. If you tear away the magic of this candy, it's probably a poor investment, but if you tear away magic all the time, what joy will life bring you?
We're starting our Easter reviews with what can only be described as one of the most grim candies I've ever seen for this holiday. Sure, some of you might see these as being cute little chocolate treats, but all I see is a bunch of cute little bunnies with no ears. Click here to read about severed chocolate bunny parts.
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We're posting some new candy themed Valentine's cards for that special someone in your life made by our sister site bewarethecheese.com. Pick up a card, make that special someone in your life a little happier.
Whenever I see this image, all I can imagine is that this yellow gummy bear has just woken up after a solid winter of hibernation. What could be more appetizing than chowing down on a slightly groggy gummy bear?
With Valentine's Day quickly approaching, you have to be sure to get that special someone the perfect gift. Might I recommend that this perfect gift be accompanied with a cute little candy card. The one above is just a sample of some of the cute candy cards that you can buy from our sister site bewarethecheese.com. You can see the entire collection of candy themed cards right here.
Beware the popcorn army. I'm never going to be able to eat another bowl of popcorn without imagining that they're little popcorn men thrown together in a giant bowl. I'll walk them to their doom, and throw them in my mouth like Jabba the Hut throwing rebel scum into the Sarlacc Pit.
From what I understand, and I could be wrong, this fox was rescued from a fur farm and is unable to be re-released into the wild. He's also able to eat more marshmallows that I can in a single sitting.
I think I'd rather have a bowl of pudding than a bowl of curds and way... but I think Jack should be a little less of a pig and share his massive bowl of jello with Jane.
I do very little research when it comes to language and geography of the candies I review. That's part of the reason why the geographical categories on the site are continents. You don't really have to think too much when you split things up by continent, instead of country. I also often take wild stabs at what a particular treat might be called, most of my ideas come from the package. Today's review is the perfect example of both of these, I have no idea what these are called, and my best guess is that they're either Korea or Chinese... although I could be wrong.
I love Andy Carolan's illustration depicting a hamster stuffing his cheeks with a bonbon. In my opinion hamsters are one of the cutest (and stupidest) creatures on earth. Stuffing their cheeks with food is also one of the cutest (and strangest) things they do.