Every year I go to the store and stare dumbfounded at the Christmas items. My first thought is often, September seems a little early to be selling Christmas items, but that’s followed by my indecision trying to pick out my advent calendar for the Christmas season. The advent calendar is probably the first Christmas treat I think about for the holidays. It seems like the only holiday treat you can buy well before Christmas, mostly because you actually start eating it on December 1st.
So there I am, staring at the vast selection of cardboard walls filled with 24 doors hiding surprises behind each. The question is, which one should I get? For the sake of argument, and to keep this blog on brand, let’s eliminate any non-candy themed advent calendar. I’m not saying that they’re inauthentic or better or worse than the candy themed advent calendars. I just feel like they’re in a category all their own. The question I want to focus on is which of the candy filled advent calendars should I get.Thursday, December 15, 2022
The Advent of Calendars
Tuesday, December 13, 2022
Monday, December 12, 2022
Drink Your Gum
Check out the first of 3 Kool-Aid gum reviews that I'm posting this week.
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Friday, December 09, 2022
Tuesday, December 06, 2022
Monday, December 05, 2022
A Simple Grocery Store Bulk Candy
Read more about this amazing chocolate treat, found in a bulk bin.
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Friday, December 02, 2022
Blow You a Kiss
With a name like Kiss, you'd think that the process of making them would be much more magical. Not enough pixy dust and magic wands in my opinion.
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Thursday, December 01, 2022
Cereal Innovation or Waste of Packaging
Wednesday, November 30, 2022
A List of Things You Should Get
In this special episode of Junk Fud on the Road, Chris asks Allison about all of her must have treats, snacks and meals in all of the countries they've visited before.
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Tuesday, November 29, 2022
Monday, November 28, 2022
Kit Kats Till Thursday
Check out my full Kit Kat cheesecake review right now.
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Friday, November 25, 2022
Ice Cream Makes Everyone Happy
This is pretty close to how I react when I hear the music from an ice cream truck. Too bad they make me pay for mine.
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Tuesday, November 22, 2022
Custom Kit Kat Bars
Check out this new episode of 10 Second Kitchen where you get to watch them make custom Kit Kat bars.
Check out all of the 10 Second Kitchens on my candy map.
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Monday, November 21, 2022
Almost The Original, But Not Exactly
This candy made me think once again about the power of authenticity. I always find that authenticity in food, particular candy, is a strange battle. Just because a company did not invent a particular candy, doesn't mean that their version is less superior... right? The problem with this argument is that the original companies often do make the more superior version of most treats. I've had hundreds of variations of classic treats, but most of the time the original seems to be the better one. My only guess is that the original company has a reputation to uphold. The copycat companies can always move onto the next popular snack and make a copy of it instead, while the original company needs that treat to be the best it can be.
Check out my latest review where I taste a generic copy of a classic candy.
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Friday, November 18, 2022
The Origin of Your Twinkie
I was always under the impression that Twinkies were just born.
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Thursday, November 17, 2022
Eating Everything I Can When Traveling
So I recently went on a pretty big flight. I traveled from Canada to South East Asia, with many stopovers along the way. As a side note you'll probably notice a few more Asian treats appears on this blog as well as on my social media and reviews. As an experiment I decided to document every thing I ate along the way for this trip that took almost two days. I also accepted almost every single thing given to me, even if it meant eating dinner at 3 in the morning.
I started at the Ottawa airport with a bag of potato chips, Miss Vickie's to be exact. I got these in the lounge while waiting many hours for my first flight to the other side of Canada (British Columbia). This is not going to be the last bag of Miss Vickie's I'll be eating on this trip as I believe Air Canada has some kind of deal with them.My first full meal was a dinner I believe. I picked the cheese tortellini. Most notable about this meal is the fact that the cheese cake was super dry and on the menu the salad was said to have "a Brussel sprout" and it did. It has one single Brussel sprout sliced thinly.
This photo does not tell the truth. While pictured above is one bag of almonds, I think I had at least 3 of them over the course of this flight (about 6 hours). While I miss peanuts on airplanes, almonds aren't that bad a replacement. I much prefer them over weird snacking crackers that are also common on some flights (see below).Finally we boarded our next flight that would take us across the Pacific Ocean. This was a weird flight for us as we'd already eaten dinner, but because of the time changes we were offered dinner again. Allison decided to sleep, but I decided to go with dinner and I was not disappointed. This flight had a very different method of serving dinner, and it involved table clothes and multiple courses. Dinner started with a small ball of cheese with green and red stuff stuck to it (likely spinach and sundried tomato) as well as a small tart filled with some kind of fish salad.
On this flight we received our final meal of this journey. I couldn't tell you if it was supposed to be lunch or dinner as I was pretty tired and totally messed up from the jetlag. It was a very typically Asian airline meal with some random meat served with rice and some bok choy. We also got some more fruit, but this time it included dragon fruit, a favourite of mine. I'm pretty sure I didn't manage to eat everything on my plate at this point, but it was nice to pick through it at least.
Dessert for this meal did not disappoint though. Even better was the fact that Allison was not interested in her ice cream, so I got two. While I had a hard time eating everything on this last meal, I found space for the two servings of ice cream.We arrived at our destination just as I finished my cup of tea. The menu for this flight offered many different varieties of tea, however the flight attendant's English was not great, and when I asked about the teas she just assumed I wanted the traditional Chinese tea. It wasn't what I was thinking about, but it did hit the spot.
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
Time To Melt My Mouth With Hot Tamales
I'm not sure where my mind was when I made this video. What possessed me to just eat a whole bunch of Hot Tamales at once because 2 of them didn't seem to burn fast enough is a mystery to me.
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Tuesday, November 15, 2022
Monday, November 14, 2022
Spicy Candy Changes, Or I Do
Check out my latest spicy review where I didn't actually mind it at all.
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Friday, November 11, 2022
Fancy a Sip of Coke?
If you love the idea of a 14 minute art film about various ways to open a bottle of coke, have I got a treat for you.
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Wednesday, November 09, 2022
What's Ottawa Food?
I've lived in Ottawa on and off for about 8 years all together. For those that aren't in the know, Ottawa is the capital of Canada. Canada has always had issues when it comes to identifying a national dish. This problem comes from the fact that Canada is a large country filled with people from all over the world. The most prevalent dish in one city will vary greatly from a prevalent dish in another city. Some dishes become popular outside of Canada, like poutine, but often these dishes are very regional inside Canada, and often they have their roots in the immigrant population found in that area. The food you find in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver is all very different, and reflects the people and personality of the region.
This is one of the things that makes Ottawa, the capital of Canada even more complex. Ottawa has a local population, but a majority of the people are from other parts of Canada, most working for the federal government. While places like Toronto and Montreal seem to thrive on collections of outsiders coming into the city, Ottawa seems to suffer. It's not to say that Ottawa doesn't have good food, in fact there are some amazing foods available, I've just always felt like Ottawa doesn't have a personality when it comes to the food. That was until a few days ago.
A few days ago Allison and I where downtown and we decided to hit one of our favourite places to grab lunch in the city, the Elgin Street Diner. This diner has been around for as long as I've been visiting Ottawa, before I moved to Ottawa. It has some great food and a great atmosphere. After enjoying some amazing diner food I ordered the dessert I always get at the Elgin Street Diner, their rice pudding. Every time I go I get the same dessert, and I'm never disappointed.
On our way out the door we talked to the daughter of the owner and she asked if we enjoyed the rice pudding. I told here a meal here wouldn't be the same without it, and as always it hit the spot. She then went on to explain that the rice pudding was her grandmother's recipe and they've been selling it at the diner forever. At that moment I was hit with inspiration.
If I was to define Ottawa food, it would be the consistent diner. Ottawa has a good collection of diners, some more popular than others, but almost all of them are fantastic. One of the key features of these diners is the fact that they don't change. I can go into the Elgin Street Diner and get the same rice pudding every single time. The décor of the diner has not changed at all. The family that runs it has not changed. In many other cities around the world, when a diner becomes the popular hot spot, things start to change. Sometimes these diners turn into fine dining diners. They up the quality, make the atmosphere fancy, and the place just gets classier. Sometimes diners spread themselves too thin and expand to more locations.
I feel like this doesn't happen in Ottawa. Sure new diners open and some close, but so often they don't really change. Some might call this lazy or boring, but I find it comforting. I think that's a good way to describe Ottawa diners, comfortable. Each one of these places is just like the rice pudding at the Elgin Street Diner, I know that if I walk into that place I'll get a dessert that I love. It will be the same recipe that the girls grandmother made a long time ago.
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Tuesday, November 08, 2022
Monday, November 07, 2022
Boring Candy Is Hard To Write About
Check out my latest candy review of a treat that's perfectly fine, but nothing impressive either.
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You can also pick up my book(s) all about the history of candy and snacks. It's called Snack Facts.
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Friday, November 04, 2022
Making Some Sour Candy
I'm not a huge fan of Warheads, but I like every Warheads candy I've ever tried.
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Thursday, November 03, 2022
A Return To Reviews
Check out the return review, it's a classic in my books.
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If you want to be cheered up yourself, pick up Treats and Beasts, my fun kids book about candy and creatures.
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Tuesday, November 01, 2022
Sunday, October 30, 2022
Part 2 Of 13 Of The Longest Series of Chris, Why Would You Eat That?!! That I've Ever Done
A year ago I did an episode of Chris, Why Would You Eat That?!! where I sampled some Molasses Kisses for Halloween. As it turns out that particular batch of Molasses Kisses was soft and not stale at all. I thought it was unusual since ever other Molasses Kiss I'd ever eaten was rock hard and tough to chew. So I decided to take a small bag of them and see how they held up after a year, which is now. I've decided to try and make this a tradition, and every year around Halloween I'm going to eat one of the Molasses Kisses and see how they hold up after years in storage.
Check out the first episode of Chris, Why Would You Eat That?!! featuring Halloween Kisses.
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Friday, October 28, 2022
Watch Them Make Creepy Gummies
I'm glad that there are no real bugs included in this recipe.
Make sure to check out all my Halloween reviews.
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Wednesday, October 26, 2022
It's Time To Talk About Candy, Snacks and Comic Books with Chetan Patel
In this episode of Junk Fud and You I talk to my good friend Chetan Patel about the connection between snacks, candy and comic books. Chetan is a famous indy comic creator who loves to talk about any aspect of pop culture and comics.
Make sure to check out Chetan's comic Tic Toc Tom.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2022
Classic Candy Corn
This classic candy corn t-shirt is perfect for at home or at the office, if your office has a pretty lose dress code.
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Friday, October 21, 2022
Arachnophobia
If you don't like spiders, you might want to avoid this very spider heavy Skittles commercial.
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Wednesday, October 19, 2022
Bugs In My Candy
Most people would return a candy if they found a bug in it, I pay a premium.
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My Patreons saw this video last week, and so could you.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2022
Sweet Halloween Baby
Dress up your little candy corn in this great little baby jumper.
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Friday, October 14, 2022
A Halloween Tradition
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Wednesday, October 12, 2022
Some Spooky Pun
I love a good pun, I particularly love a good Halloween candy pun. These Nestle treats have all my bases covered and make me totally happy.
You can read all my Halloween review right here.
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Tuesday, October 11, 2022
Best Candy Workout Ever
Make everyone at your gym jealous when you sport these cool leggings.
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Friday, October 07, 2022
Twist Ending
Tuesday, October 04, 2022
You Need More Candy Corn In Your Life
What better way to add some candy corn fun than this cool hoodie?
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Monday, October 03, 2022
Two Does Not Become One
Check out this review that had me doubting if mixing candies can make something better.
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Friday, September 30, 2022
Don't Let These Butterfingers Slip Through Your Fingers
While it's not my favourite candy bar, it's really cool to watch them make Butterfingers.
Don't let a single issue of Snack Facts get through your fingers either.
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Wednesday, September 28, 2022
Talking About The Canadian National Exhibition
In this latest episode of Junk Fud on the Road, Allison and Chris talk about their past adventures at the Canadian National Exhibition.
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Tuesday, September 27, 2022
Is It Zebra or Zebra
I feel like this shirt is both Canadian and American.
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Monday, September 26, 2022
Crunky All Week Long
Check out the first of many Crunky reviews.
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Friday, September 23, 2022
See Them Make Jelly Beans
Jelly Belly makes every flavour you could imagine.
If you want to imagine animals eating candy, pick up my latest book called Treats and Beasts.
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Wednesday, September 21, 2022
This is Why I'm Fat?
There are a few things that some people like that I don't. Licorice, marshmallows, fat.
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Pick up my newest book called Treats and Beasts as well.
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Tuesday, September 20, 2022
Yes I Want This Y T-Shirt
There's nothing about this shirt that I don't truly love.
Check out my other shirts as well as posters and books for Treats and Beasts.
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Friday, September 16, 2022
Makin' M&Ms
I wonder if the people working at this factory get sick of seeing pretty colours all day?
If you like learning about candy and snacks, make sure to pick up a collection or a single issue of my comic called Snack Facts.
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Tuesday, September 13, 2022
X Is Hard
X was the hardest letter to write in this book. Frankly there was a time I thought it couldn't be done.
Check out all the other letters in the alphabet in t-shirt, poster or book form.
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Monday, September 12, 2022
Flavour Combinations We Love To A Fault
Check out my latest review to read about another flavour combination that should work.
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While you're at it, why not pick up my book called Snack Facts to learn a little more about candy and treats?
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Friday, September 09, 2022
The Magic Way They Make Nerdss Ropes
It's a marvel of science how they make these tasty ropes.
Check out my full Nerds Ropes review right here.
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Tuesday, September 06, 2022
What A T-Shirt!
You might have thought that the letter "w" would be difficult to write into an alphabet book about animals and candy, but strangely it was the first one I came up with.
Check out all the other animal/candy fun stuff you can pick up.
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Monday, September 05, 2022
Shape Is Important
Check out my full review of this strange yet very simple bar.
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If you want to learn a little about the history of candy, pick up my comic called Snack Facts.
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